Chloe was a cancer patient who attended a support group. In her last days she complained no one would have sex with her, and declared having pornographic movies, lubricant, and amyl nitrate (a euphoria inducing drug), in an attempt to "get laid" one last time before dying. It is unknown if she was successful.

The Narrator thought she looked like the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around a party being extra nice to everybody, but he told her she looked like a pirate. He compared her to a skeleton dipped in yellow wax.

Memorable QuotesEdit

  • (smiling) "Well, I'm still here! (smile dissipating) ...but, I don't know for how long."
  • "I no longer have any fear of death."
  • "I'm so close to the end and all I want to do is get laid for the last time."